The Great Epiphany

Words of Wisdom from Morgan Goldsmith:

Boys. They cause issues in your life.

However, Mel says that Ben rocks.

2 Week Break Quote Book

Please note: Most of the following are completely taken out of context and may sound dirty. However, none of them are. Please keep this in mind when reading through them hehe

"We backwardized it" - Morgan

"I'm already loose" - Mel

"The sun is so bright it lights up the whole half of the world" - Steph

"Lets light a fire in the ocean and float to Japan" - Morgan

"I wanna clean out my hand nails tonight" - Morgan

"I thought this wet suit was supposed to keep my dry" - Dan

"We had the Anti-Christ..." - Mom

(Looks at Dan) "Is spanking still allowed?" - Morgan

(Looks at sign saying Recycled Labels) "Recycled ladies, thats an interesting name" - Morgan

(Attempting to rhyme) "You guys are weird and a tad bit queer" - Morgan

"I've numbed the circulation in my foot" - Morgan

"I wouldn't enjoy it on a hand pedal bike" - Morgan

"Mel and Dan, you should do the bungee together" - Morgan.

"Dan, do you need some male companionship?" - Morgan

"I wear nothing all day" - Mel

"Fries destroy forests" - Mel & Morgan

(Reads Magpies) "Mcnipples?!" - Mel

"Is it because your parents are slow?" - Ethans Mom

"When are we doing that thing Mel? Yanna, the bubble bath thing?!" - Morgan

"Don't touch Kaila because she doesn't like physical touch and she's celibate" - Morgan (just after she said she wasn't gonna make it into the quote book today)

"Hey look, it's a Jamacian" - Dan

(Referring to the size of Steve)"Twig? I thought you said pig" - Mel

"Wow! I've got both girls on me" - Morgan

"Mine can charge for some reason while your computers sleeping" - Alexa

"The spider was right in front of me! And I could even see it's teeth!" - Morgan

"I'll wear my onesey" - Morgan

"I have three WHOLE friends called 'Mel'" - Steve

"You're drinking singeing stuff?" - Kaila

"Dee, can you just pop your face into the oven for a sec?" - Morgan

(To Morgan) "You chew Bacon like a cow" - Deanna

"Cows eat bacon?" - Beka

"Generally, you wanna see the bottom before you see the top" - Steve

"Wow, hot drinks really warm you up" - Mel

"PUT THAT IN THE QUOTE BOOK!" - Steve

"Well, I'm not opposing to a three person bunjy!" - Morgan

Sometimes, I could swear that Morgan is blonde! Two week break is awesome and I can guarantee that when Ben joins us, there shall be a whole heap more! :)